Monday, 7 November 2011

So, Lucas is a swinger apparently.

Heh, they'll both kill me for that one. Hi! It's Josh here again, back for another cool time writing the blog.

What you missed:

  • Cat fights between The Gays.
  • Lucas getting a sword.
  • More Cat Fights.
  • Me getting on Joel's nerves with Nyan Cat.
  • Me beating Lucas at Super Smash Brothers.
  • Did I mention cat fights?
Ok... Where do I start?

So, I've been left on my own quite a lot in Hope, I don't mind it, but when Joel and Lucas fight, I'm glad of it. Apparently the kids don't like it when mommy and daddy fight. Especially when both of them have Wolf. I don't like being around them that often. It upsets me.

Although the fights got less bad when Lucas got the sword. He's been practising every day gripping it. Trying to focus that pent up rage into the sword itself. Seems to be working.

Although they were arguing about Thuggee before. Lucas wanted us to run. Joel didn't, trying to reassure him that everything was okay. Eventually Joel won, but Lucas is still scared. You can see it in how he acts. He's not a fighter any more, I doubt he ever was. 

He's just as scared as I was before I met them. If you mention the guy to him, he starts trembling, scratching at the back of his neck, looking like all he wants to do is curl up into a ball. I feel really sorry for him. I really do.

Either way, he's been working on it, training himself up. I just watch him, watch the movements. You should have seen how excited he was when he managed to stop the swing without dropping the Katana. It was like he'd won the lottery.

He's getting better, I don't think he thought he would. But he did.

Also, Lucas, having been trained in the art of Kirby by Grand Master Joel, was defeated in mortal combat by Mario today. I win. I win EVERYTHING! AH HA!

Josh

10 comments:

  1. All the awards to master Mario haha

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  2. I find gay catfights to be rather entertaining. Granted being a theatre major I see this all the time XD.

    On a small note: Dedede for life!

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  3. That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  4. Josh: For once in my life, I agree with Michael, I don't want to know where you heard that word, but I certainly am not one. :p

    ELiRR: He didn't say anything about the other nine games I thrashed him in.

    Raggedyman: Our catfights tend to involve pain greater than a slap. We're not handbags at dawn dear. Urgh...

    ~Lucas

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  5. Um. Lucas. I know what swinger means.

    That was the joke. Swinging swords and "Swinging."

    Fuck. I can't even make a captive audience laugh...

    Josh

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  6. Language... Be lucky I am not there to cut you into ribbons.

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  7. LOL Joel, you make me laugh sometimes.

    Josh

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  8. Um... Josh... Joel's with me...

    We're trying to get into the account but it's been taken over again. I'm gonna try and remove Mario's rights on the blog.

    I'll be back in a second.

    Fuck it's not letting me remove it. Fuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK.

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  9. Just a wonderful month, isn't it?

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